Confession of A True Egomaniac


Why Aren't I famous?

By now I should be.

I have thirty years
on those whom can't even sprecken.

I'm so much better

than I was even a decade ago

One decade
Ten years
Paltry

Poultry
Tasty
mystery
Meat

What mystery?

Why meet?

I am
Far superior
in both
taste
and function

However

I am as poor
as my weakling poet man tits

The opposite is true
for Brittany Spears
who is famous

and I am not.